Well season six is finally over and that means watching/reviewing the last half. I had planned on holding off until next week cuz I'm a sissy baby coward have stuff to do the next few days, but work has gotten me riled up and gave me a crazy idea for late night shenanigans to both relax and get this thing over with. I'm loaded down with red wine and a bottle of Guinness actually no that's for a special occasion to marathon my way through this silly horse show, see how many

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The nightmare began with me at a fair. It was dark and I have no idea how I got there or why it was night. Suddenly, I hear the sound of a jack-in-the-box playing "Pop Goes the Weasle". I don't know how but I started moving towards it, my feet moving like they had a mind of their own. I enter a big circus-like tent and I freeze in fear as I saw what could only be described as "Hell's Cirque de Solei". I couldn't scream! My voice failed me as long, black chains came out of nowhere and snatched

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only intead of CHristmas it is Dadmas day.
Journeyman: How do we make Father's Day a massively day affair?
Journeyman: And gay affair.
Journeyman: Enough lesbian horses, let's bring out the dudes.
Journeyman: Fuck it, let's put it in EQG while we're at it.
Journeyman: ;_;

Pizor: Hey man I'm alive
Pizor: Sorry work has been a disaster

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[1:36:45 AM] Journeyman: brah
[1:36:49 AM] Journeyman: BRAH
[1:37:04 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:37:11 AM] Journeyman: A day late, but I got it
[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: Cadance celebrates Valentine's Day by bedding Night Light
[1:37:25 AM] Journeyman: Stocking Stuffer 3: Some Bullshit I'll Come Up With Later.
[1:37:32 AM] Journeyman: I'ma gonna dew it.

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Journeyman

Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box

Pizor

Lol its 4am you shmuck

Journeyman

Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?

Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho

Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.

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